So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this:
Funny/true story: I have tried everything, including but not limited to: hot sauce, lemon juice, peppercorns, nail polish, pepper nail polish, (which may or may not be the same as) anti-biting polish, glue, gloves, braces, and well-meaning but ultimately fruitless nagging loved ones and strangers alike. These only slow me down until I get more creative. The nagging just makes me surly, and then no one wants to be around me for a while.
The idea is that having fake nails will make me want nails because of all the things I can do with nails! So cool. So it’s a biting deterrent as well as reinforcing the positive outcome. Not looking forward to adventures in superglue, but it’s worth a shot.
THAT IS THE PLAN
why do fake nails hurt so much
i have been LIED to
Today I gave myself fake nails and painted them. I have never had nails longer than stubs (I’m a biter), and I have never had fake nails. I thought it would be easier to pick things up now. (I was wrong.) I also can’t use a lot of force with my hands, or type. Why doesn’t anyone tell you fake nails are actually painful? What a rip off.
Lookin’ hella dope, though.
Could you TRY to be subtle about looking over my shoulder at my phone while you’re checking out my ass? Rude.