We Say Goodbye to Say Hello

We Say Goodbye to Say Hello

sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen
sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen
sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen
sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen
sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen
sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

(via chellociraptor)

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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(via midorieyes)

dirk-prince-of-heart:

psdo:

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

Oh thank god, I thought this had been lost in the bowels of the internet forever.

WATCH.

This will never get old to me ahahahha

(via spookylapin)

  1. spookysalmon said: Reason why you need me as a roommate because I’d be like ‘QUIT. QUIT QUIT QUIT. QUIT” and trick you into painting each other’s nails only you’d get the anti-biting polish.

Funny/true story: I have tried everything, including but not limited to: hot sauce, lemon juice, peppercorns, nail polish, pepper nail polish, (which may or may not be the same as) anti-biting polish, glue, gloves, braces, and well-meaning but ultimately fruitless nagging loved ones and strangers alike. These only slow me down until I get more creative. The nagging just makes me surly, and then no one wants to be around me for a while.

The idea is that having fake nails will make me want nails because of all the things I can do with nails! So cool. So it’s a biting deterrent as well as reinforcing the positive outcome. Not looking forward to adventures in superglue, but it’s worth a shot.

  1. spookysalmon said: BE A WOMAN AND GROW 5 PAIRS! :P

THAT IS THE PLAN

EVENTUALLY

parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them
photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool
Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”
yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name
parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them
photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool
Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”
yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name
parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them
photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool
Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”
yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name
parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them
photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool
Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”
yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name
parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them
photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool
Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”
yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name
parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them
photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool
Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”
yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name
parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them
photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool
Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”
yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name
parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them
photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool
Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”
yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name

parliamentrook:

grackles are such fancy asshole birds, I love them

photo sources (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

Story time! I once had a superhero/outfit based on the Grackle completely planned out ok I’m not even kidding it was so cool

Using bird names for superhero aliases is very common, but like, everyone wants to be the hawk or canary or something. Imagine if you showed up like “yea I’m GRACKLE”

yea there’d be awkward silence but no one would forget your name

(via quillery)

why do fake nails hurt so much

i have been LIED to

Today I gave myself fake nails and painted them. I have never had nails longer than stubs (I’m a biter), and I have never had fake nails. I thought it would be easier to pick things up now. (I was wrong.) I also can’t use a lot of force with my hands, or type. Why doesn’t anyone tell you fake nails are actually painful? What a rip off.

Lookin’ hella dope, though.

inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.
inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.
inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.
inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.
inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.
inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.
inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.
inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.

inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.

(via chellociraptor)

bemusedlybespectacled:

rosejanenoble:

mindlessgonzojam:

that-random-romanian:

By Thomas Sanders

No exceptions.

All of the timing in this video is flawless.

This man’s vines are works of art and should be treasured so much Nicholas Cage wants to steal them.

(via berry-muffin)

deafangelasl7:

cowardsmistake:

melancholy-olly-oxenfree:

brxkenpetal:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

IM PEEING HOLY SHIT

i want that owl

this is my favorite video

LMAO!! That look the owl had..like “YOU BETTER NOT THROW ME OUT” !! Just LMAO!!

(via berry-muffin)

spookylapin:

she can keep herself entertained

Omg that is the cutest shit ever

Could you TRY to be subtle about looking over my shoulder at my phone while you’re checking out my ass? Rude.

sparxdraws:

my hand slipped
sparxdraws:

my hand slipped
sparxdraws:

my hand slipped

sparxdraws:

my hand slipped

(via spookysalmon)