We’re just like Kevin Bacon!
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
I do not know how programmers got to be stereotyped as quiet little meek people. You have not seen rage until you have seen programmer rage.
I have to go buy rubber ducks. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, SIR. I NEED THESE RUBBER DUCKS.
And I highly respect them for it. Admittedly, dressing as me isn’t easy for a human being. Not everyone’s born with this natural beauty. And after they are done with whatever they are doing when they walk around as me they have to get the make-up off their skin and out of their hair and don’t forget the cleaning. Hah, good that I was born the way I am.
I don’t know many people on tumblr, because I am rather inactive on most of my blogs lately, but I want you to appreciate the great Pitch costumes I’ve seen so far. I can only learn from their greatness.
(People who should actually run this bog.)
And seriously, the cleaning is the worst.
*FURIOUS BLUSHING AT THE MENTION AHHHH* <3
And taking it all off IS the worst. I have 2 prosthetics to remove…AND chest binding tape if I am open binding (and not using my spandex top with a binder)…which you gotta use remover on too if you don’t wanna rip skin (that or a hot shower with soap and slowly peel it off). OH and I use my real hair too so that needs to be washed out (as it is all super spiked and sprayed black). WORTH IT THOUGH. All so worth it.
My fem!Sandy (RotG) cosplay makeup test.
I will be adding sand designs eventually.
Final makeup will be done by a friend of mine, this was done by me in a state of boredom.
(That’s also my wig for fem!Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog.)